The nights are long when sleep refuses to come. Tossing and turning, my mind races—until I remember the treasures tucked away in my bedside drawer. With a lazy stretch, I swing my legs over the edge of the bed and pad across the cool floor, kneeling before the collection that never lets me down.

Tonight, who will it be?

The sleek, curved one that teases just right? The powerful little bullet that never quits? Or maybe the weighted, throbbing favorite—the one that makes my back arch before I’ve even settled back against the pillows? Decisions, decisions.

I select my companion for the evening, already smiling at the thought of what’s to come. There’s no awkward small talk, no fumbling—just the slow, delicious build of pleasure as I let it do what it does best. And when the tension finally snaps, rolling through me in waves, my body sinks into the mattress, heavy and satisfied.

Good sex is the best sleep aid. And with toys this reliable, insomnia doesn’t stand a chance.

Now, if you’ll excuse me… it’s time for bed. 😴💤